Friday 20 June – White Hart
1 Mile End Road, London, London and South East E14TP
Cost : £5

Thursday 3 July – Dry Bar
13 – 17 Long Lane, London, London and South East EC1A 9PN
Cost : £6 – £5 with flyer

Saturday 2 August – Fiddler’s Elbow
1 Malden Road, London, London and South East NW5 3HS
Cost : £5

The plan: the show at the White Hart will be a dry-run gig – a chance for us to wrestle with gremlins, lose patch cables, go wildly out of tune under hot stage lights and generally create epic faff in a small space. You’re completely invited to come, but we reserve the right to get confused and face the drummer. Dry Bar is the Official First Gig, complete with capital letters and bubble guns.

Having said the first gig’s not a proper one, we’d still be delighted to see anyone turn up. So, come to any. Or all. And come chat with us afterwards! Enough of us are friendly that you’ve got good odds on not being told to go sex yourself.

The temptation to buy a colour coordinated bass is almost overwhelming…

-Mike