30
Jun
08

the monotremes played their first gig

the monotremes at The White Hart near Whitechapel

On Friday 20 June The Monotremes played our first gig.

We were told soundcheck was from 6.00, but we were opening so would be soundchecking last and could appear at 6.30pm. Soundcheck involved the usual faffing from the bands, who were all pretty much on time but had big and confusing setups – the middle band on the bill were a metal act that had separate sync’d backing tracks feeding the pa and the drummer’s earpieces – but the small stereo system they were using to play the tracks only had about four feet of earphone cable and a standard minijack to phono calbe with minimal play for the pa, which resulted in a slightly perilous amp, stereo and drum placement).

The venue provided backline for the gig – a smart little fusion-sized Mapex drum kit (fine for our purposes but a little underpowered for the metal act) a laney bass combo and an awesomely unnecessay Marshall stack for Alex.  Through the evening there was a noticeable difference in the volume of the drumshell parts of the kit and the materials that the band supplied (the cymbals and snares) which made all of the bands sound a bit splashy and accented the twos-and-fours.  This is by no means a gripe – it’s always interesting to hear how your band sounds in a different venue with a different set up.  Our drummer has (or so I am led to believe) a tasty kit at home, and I’ve got a nice head and cabinet to amplify my bass, but we’ve not yet had a chance to use our own kit.  Maybe when we move up the bill we can have a go at that.

We got on stage to soundcheck at 7.45pm, but that was plenty of time for us – We’d tuned up when we were hanging about and our drummer only uses one high tom and a couple of cymbals. We plugged in and hammered through a song whilst the soundman adjusted the vocals (the only thing running through the pa). I chatted with the soundguy about putting the bass through the pa too, being slightly worried that the Laney combo wouldn’t be loud enough, but in the end the machine was more-or-less fine for matching the fusion kit. If it’d been a full-sized kit I don’t know if the unit could have coped as it was beginning to sound a little fuzzy at soundcheck volume.

Soundcheck took five minutes, then we had a half hour before we were on. First beer of the evening.

We basically started the moment all our friends turned up. It was sweaty under the lights. I made one glaring error and several minor errors. We had some of the classic first-gig nerve symptoms including some dead-air between the songs as Alex was tuning his guitar.  Overall we played pretty wrll for a first gig, though. I was a little worried about the volume of the bass amp, so didn’t want to be standing in front of the speaker block the sound. However the stage wasn’t that large so I was hidden behind the PA speaker. Which suited me just fine.

Stu’s response to first show nerves was just to close his eyes and emote as much as possible, which was excellent.

As usual for a gig, our 25 minute set seems to roll by in about 47 seconds. We got up there, sweated, thanked the soundman, unplugged our stuff, and got off the stage in record speed. Success.

The Starts, the evening’s headliners, were excellent, and I advise you to go check them out if they’re playing near you.

Later, I got drunk.

Our next gig is on thursday 3 July at the Dry Bar near the Barbican.  Come!

17
Jun
08

the monotremes believe in Creative Commons

On the back of an interesting post my good friend Jeff Lee made about Good Old Neon’s music, which is free to download in a variety of bit-rates, I thought I’d post something about this bassist’s position on the intellectual property of The Monotremes’ music.

We recorded the tracks that are on our Myspace in the Vatican studios in Stepney Green, using a couple of vocal mics into a firewire audio interface into my ageing laptop. Unlike recording onto magnetic tape, wax discs or most other mediums, this means that the moment after recording the music exists in digital form – as a complicated string of ones and zeros.

The important thing about this way of capturing the music, and I’m sure you’re aware of this, is that the audio is infinitely reproducible without any loss of quality. If I copy the raw audio from the bass line onto a usb disk, then onto another hard disk, then burn it onto a CD, all of these copies are identical. There is no ‘original’ copy – each of those files that exists is in the same state as all of the others. We might for convenience label a particular set the Masters (say, a copy of every separate instrument and the data about how they fit together all burned onto one nice-looking CD, put in a case safely somewhere with the word ‘Master’ written on it in Sharpie) but this copy has no actual primacy over any other – it’s just something we can stash away for a little piece of mind in case of massive computer failure.

This is one of the key facets of intellectual property. Were The Monotremes making oil paintings in the Vatican rather than songs, we’d emerge from the sessions with 6 physical objects. If you wanted one of these objects, you’d have the only copy. We’d give/sell it to you, and after that we would no longer own the piece.

But if we record, mix and make available a piece of digital music (and to side-step the bit-rate arguments, lets say that we made all our songs available in FLAC format (something I’m anxious to do for marginal benefit to anyone but audiophiles who would baulk at our amateurish mixing anyway) – audio quality is a subject for a whole different post) then anyone with an internet connection and an interest can have a copy – the exact same copy as the one that’s on my computer. The exact same copy as the copy that a radio station would play, or a guy at an indie disco. More importantly, once, uh, ‘Dave’ has downloaded a copy, he can give it to ‘Steve’ who can give it to Beth who can stick it up on her website and from there a thousand other people can get the exact same piece of music that we released on our site.

As most of you reading this are aware, this happens a lot. Through Bittorrent, Limewire, Bearshare, muxtape, etc etc etc, people are sharing copyrighted and non-copyrighted music out there, in massive volumes.

Now I’m not clear-thinking enough to be able to usefully parse the ethical ins-and-outs of this situation. There are a large number of writers online who have written a lot of incisive (and not-so-incisive) articles about the rights, wrongs, ups and downs of what is currently happening out there in the digital realm. There’s a fair amount out there that uses corporate greed as a bit of a straw man in a way that smacks of dishonest self-justification, and opposing arguments that talk about self-entitlement and the me!me!me! generation that wants everything, now, for free in a way that amounts to little more than lamenting the loss of a non-returnable situation. I’m fascinated by these pieces (and might start linking to the more interesting pieces as I stumble across them) but it’s not the job of The Monotremes to justify the state of music distribution in the world today. I only want to say how we fit into it.

The raw pragmatics of it, Part I: you can download all of our song both from our Myspace and our regular website. This means that, whatever our intent, we’ve pretty much thrown our seeds into the wind. Now that it’s out there (on literally two or three hard drives, hopefully eventually more) we’ve surrendered control of it. Personally that’s been done more than willingly, but we wouldn’t have had a choice not to, really. You can elect to not allow people to download your Myspace tracks, but there are numerous ways around that.

The raw pragmatics of it, Part II: We’re a small band that’s just starting out, in London, a city that’s a sea of other small bands both new and established. We ought to be doing everything we can to get our name out there, to be heard. The last thing we want to do is to slap DRM on our music or chide potential fans for sharing our music. We want to make it as easy as possible to listen to our music. And if we can avoid the out-of-the-blocks douchebaggery of bands that demand money for music when there are a thousand better band giving theirs away for free, so much the better.

A third aspect to the not-copyrighting our material is this: I have a genuine interest in seeing what others might do to with our tracks. I’ve not touched on the malleability of digital music in this post, but suffice it to say that if or when we release individual parts of our songs to the public (so you can download just the drumtrack or just the vocals, for example) anyone with a laptop and a copy of Audacity can play around with our stuff and stick it back online. More on that below.

Releasing it without copyright is therefore completely an option. But I keep sticking this little fella and his related text all over our music and webpages:

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Creative Commons License
This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Licence.

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The Creative Commons website does a far better job of describing itself than I can – you should head over to the site and check it out. For those of you who can’t be bothered, here are a couple of sentences:

Creative Commons have used real legal skills to write a variety of licences that are just as legally-binding as copyright, but allow the end-user to do things that copyright doesn’t. We’ve gone for the “Attribution-Non-Commercial-Share Alike 2.0 UK: England & Wales” licence, which does this stuff:

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/uk/

Of course, if people are so happy infringing copyright, why should they stand by a creative commons licence? Why would they worry about attribution and sharing alike? Why do I want to use it rather than just saying “There’s no copyright on any of our stuff”?

1) It restricts commercial use – If someone out their does intend to make money out of our songs, we don’t think it’s crazy that we should get some of that money. Commercial use tends to be enforceable in the way that bittorrent is not, since whomever is using our thing will have a product out there and a means for distribution.

2) It completely legitimises up all downloading and uploading of our work – we’re not just tacitly accepting that our music will be copied, we’re actively saying that’s what we’re like to see happen.

3) I like to support creative commons – it’s relatively unimportant for a tiny band like us to have a legal mechanism in place in case of sharing, but the more little people use this, the higher chance there’ll be some ‘trickle up’ as bigger ventures see how widespread CC is. By the same token, other bands/artists/writers might learn about it from our site.

4) It’s pretty cool (nerd snort) – it feels good to have that handsome little stamp on the page – I feel kinda progressive, on the cutting edge of intellectual property.

Nearly there. Phew.

Last point: let’s play a game of improbable hypotheticals. Let’s say that at our tenth show an A&R man comes up to us and says “Here’s a contract. For you: a bunch of money to record & tour. For us: an album released in the traditional way, copyrighted, with the money going to us with you guys taking a cut if it makes the initial outlay back. Kay?”

What would I do in that devastatingly unlikely scenario?

I’ll be honest with you, without delving into the self justifications too much: I will be working on the assumption that our fans will pirate (to use the parlance of the record companies) any records that we make under the contract, and some people will buy it, possibly mostly for the packaging. The consumers aren’t losing out. The industry will be paying us knowing about the state of online music dissemination so if they lose out, hey, they’ve come into this with their eyes open. And we’ll spend six months unawaredly building up a mountain of crippling future-debt whilst having the time of our lives living in a van and working at a studio.

In short, not sure. Depends how good the contract is.

So yeah, Creative Commons. If you’re a band member reading this, suggest it to your band. If you’re a listener, download our songs, share them however you like, stick them to video and put them on YouTube, tease them apart and use them as building blocks in your clowncore symphony. Let us know how you get on.

-Mike

If anyone’s coming to the gig, I love to chat about this stuff. Don’t hesitate!

28
May
08

the monotremes have three gigs booked

practice in the big room at the Vatican

Friday 20 June – White Hart
1 Mile End Road, London, London and South East E14TP
Cost : £5

Thursday 3 July – Dry Bar
13 – 17 Long Lane, London, London and South East EC1A 9PN
Cost : £6 – £5 with flyer

Saturday 2 August – Fiddler’s Elbow
1 Malden Road, London, London and South East NW5 3HS
Cost : £5

The plan: the show at the White Hart will be a dry-run gig – a chance for us to wrestle with gremlins, lose patch cables, go wildly out of tune under hot stage lights and generally create epic faff in a small space. You’re completely invited to come, but we reserve the right to get confused and face the drummer. Dry Bar is the Official First Gig, complete with capital letters and bubble guns.

Having said the first gig’s not a proper one, we’d still be delighted to see anyone turn up. So, come to any. Or all. And come chat with us afterwards! Enough of us are friendly that you’ve got good odds on not being told to go sex yourself.

The temptation to buy a colour coordinated bass is almost overwhelming…

-Mike

06
May
08

the monotremes have a gig. the monotremes have another song on myspace

Hurtling towards legitimacy with unnerving speed, The Monotremes have almost a demo’s worth of material on the MySpace. And gosh, what an attractive site ( by jingo by gee by gosh by gum). I’m still not sure whether songs ought to automatically stream when you load the page – in general I find it a pretty obnoxious feature in a web page, but on the other hand if you’re visiting a band’s MySpace there’s a more-or-less tacit expectation that music is going to play right off the bat. For the time being it’s automatic.

Anyway, we have a new song, called Hometown, featuring the vocal talents of guitar-playing, cravat-sporting impresario Alex Sones. It’s a ball of bouncy pop goodness. Hear and download it here:

http://www.myspace.com/themonotremesuk

Other big news – The Monotremes have their first gig! We’re playing at the Dry Bar, near Barbican tube station, on Thursday 3 July. Assume we’ll be bottom of the bill (weighed down, no doubt, by all the industry hype) so should be onstage at eight-ish. We’re going to head down there soon to investigate the venue, so expect more details in the near future.

Here’s the venue’s website:

http://www.myspace.com/drybarlondon

And a Facebook Event you can join:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=13477869901

Apologies that this blog is taking on the form of a series of links. We’ll have something chunkier up here soon – a genesis story, the first baddies bested, the results of who is the new Mayor of the Monotremes (I was tempted by the English Democrat candidate. It was the hair) and our top-ten Wikipedia disambiguations (”Low may refer to:”).

-Mike

24
Apr
08

the monotremes have two tracks now up on Myspace, Facebook

A track called Chasing Amy is all over your internet.  You can listen to it at the following places:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Monotremes/10515497969

http://www.myspace.com/themonotremesuk
(you can download a copy here)

More tracks coming soon!

12
Apr
08

The Monotremes have a track up on MySpace.

Alex at the Vatican. In a lovely hat.

Recorded at the Vatican with a couple of SM58s in a tiny room, the Monotremes have uploaded their first song. It’s not perfect, but hopefully it’ll give the world some idea of what we’re trying to do. Because the world has been losing sleep over it.

The track is called If You Can’t Be Good Be Careful:
http://www.myspace.com/themonotremesuk

The track is not subject to copyright, but instead has an exciting Creative Commons License. Our bassist is very excited about this sort of thing, possibly because he has a large collection of music that has not necessarily been bought in shops. Hecklers, please feel free to stand in the front row at our first show and shout “Cognitive dissonance, ya cunt!” at him.

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 2.0 UK: England & Wales License.

19
Mar
08

The Monotremes have a myspace.

first recording session

With every outpost we establish on the internet, the more it seems like we exist.  Check this one out:

http://www.myspace.com/themonotremesuk